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I bit a milkman trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a pigeon a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀 a goose

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