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I bit a milkman trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a rat 🐀 a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a goose a robin

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