Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I bit a milkman trying to throw tomatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a koala 🐨 a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a swan 🦢 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a blackbird

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.