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I bit a taxi driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a robin a magpie a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird
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