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I bit a taxi driver trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a pigeon a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot a goose a koala 🐨
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