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I bit a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a crow a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a duck 🦆
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