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I bit a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a magpie a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a goose a crow a squirrel a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨
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