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I bit a taxi driver trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a swan 🦢 a robin a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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