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I bit a train driver trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a magpie a goose a blackbird a robin a swan 🦢 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow
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