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I bit a train driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a coot a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a robin a goose
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