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I bit a train driver trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a robin a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow
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