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I bit a train driver trying to throw garlic cloves at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a goose a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel
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