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I bit a bus driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a crow a robin
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