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I scissor-kicked a surgeon trying to throw pizza at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a magpie a crow a swan 🦢

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