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I scissor-kicked a surgeon trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a magpie a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a blackbird a crow a koala 🐨
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