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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a surgeon
trying to throw
chocolate chips
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a squirrel
a coot
a robin
a magpie
a pigeon
a goose
a crow
a mouse 🐁
a duck 🦆
a raccoon 🦝
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