Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a surgeon
trying to throw
tomato ketchup
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a koala 🐨
a rat 🐀
a crow
a swan 🦢
a blackbird
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a robin
a duck 🦆
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