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I scissor-kicked a doctor trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a goose a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon

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