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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a crow a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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