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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a robin a rat 🐀 a goose a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon

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