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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a crow a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a magpie

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