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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a goose

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