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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a magpie a pigeon a squirrel a crow a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝

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