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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a squirrel a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a magpie

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