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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a robin a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a coot a rat 🐀

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