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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀

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