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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a coot a robin

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