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I scissor-kicked a dentist trying to throw yoghurt at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a blackbird a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a robin a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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