Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a pilot trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a rat 🐀

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.