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I scissor-kicked a tramp trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a goose a koala 🐨

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