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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a crow a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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