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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a rat 🐀 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a coot a koala 🐨 a robin a magpie a squirrel a mouse 🐁
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