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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a blackbird a goose a raccoon 🦝 a robin

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