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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a squirrel a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a robin
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