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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw tinned tuna at …

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a coot a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a squirrel

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