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I scissor-kicked a policewoman trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a pigeon a swan 🦢 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆
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