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I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a coot a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a goose a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a duck 🦆

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