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I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel

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