Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw spinach at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a goose a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.