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I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a squirrel a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a robin a crow a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a koala 🐨
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