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I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a mouse 🐁 a coot a blackbird a koala 🐨 a pigeon
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