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I scissor-kicked a policeman trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a coot a magpie a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨

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