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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a policeman
trying to throw
tomatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a blackbird
a crow
a robin
a squirrel
a raccoon 🦝
a koala 🐨
a goose
a coot
a rat 🐀
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