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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a swan 🦢 a pigeon a crow a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a coot

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