Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a goose a koala 🐨 a blackbird a crow

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.