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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a crow a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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