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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw taramasalata at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a raccoon 🦝 a coot a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a squirrel

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