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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw Marmite at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a blackbird

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