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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a robin a rat 🐀 a magpie

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