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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a crow a coot a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a magpie

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