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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a blackbird a coot a crow a pigeon a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie

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