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I scissor-kicked a TV personality trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a goose a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel a coot

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