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I scissor-kicked an Italian spy trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁

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