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I scissor-kicked an Italian spy trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a swan 🦢 a coot a magpie a rat 🐀 a robin

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