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I scissor-kicked an Italian spy trying to throw rice krispies at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a goose a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝

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