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I scissor-kicked an Italian spy trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a coot a goose a rat 🐀 a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨

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